Patricia Field Does Hallowe'en

 

Patricia Field rocks and her outfits on Sex and the City were so over-the-top that they practically stole the show from SJP.  It makes perfect sense that she's now designing Hallowe'en costumes.  Don't you just love?  If you can't get your hands on these in time for the 31st, here are a few other fun ideas:

• Old Spice Man: Get your guy to oil himself up, wrap himself in a white towel, and carry a stick of Old Spice deodorant.   Make sure he cocks his eyebrow and uses the word 'ladies' all night.
• Tiger Woods (post scandal): Wrinkled, unbuttoned Nike golf shirt and khakis, golf club and  requisite lipstick smears
• Snooki from Jersey Shore:  Long black wig in a Snooki half-up-do, really bad fake spray tan, low cut dress and trashy heels
• Lady Gaga:  So many options - google her and get inspired
• Willow Smith: Long black braids, sparkly silver fake lashes, white, paint-splattered jumpsuit (watch the 'Whip My Hair' video on vimeo for ideas)
• Anna Wintour:  perfect bob, sheath dress, copy of Vogue under one arm and a whip

Happy Hallowe'en, my treats.  And remember, calories don't count on holidays!